I want to begin with what will probably become the usual disclaimer. Although I like porn, I do not like the vast majority of porn that I see produced today. Certainly most of it does not qualify as "porn for couples". I suppose there is a time and place (and market) for everything, but my personal preferences range more toward porn that has some quality - both technical and artistic. Enough... on the the review.
A couple of nights ago I told Lauren that I had a movie for us to watch that was a little "different". She wanted to know what I meant and I wasn't sure that I could explain it to her. Besides, I wanted her to watch the movie with no preconceptions - just a warning that it might be a bit unusual.
Movies taken from fairy tales or literature or even Hollywood productions are not hard to find. Off of my head I can think of The Ribald Tales of Canterbury, 8 to 4 and the infamous Alice in Wonderland. With the possible exception of The Ribald Tales of Canterbury, however, I can't think of one that would have had a budget that nearly rivaled this telling of the famous story of the poor girl with the wicked step-mother. .
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was filmed somewhere in central Europe. Castles and middle-aged backdrops and scenery set the stage for this totally European production. In fact, I think it is the first porn movie I have ever watched with subtitles. They are not nearly as annoying as I thought they might be, although sometimes they were more amusing than the producers intended. Yes, something DOES get lost (or added) in the translation.
Snow White is played by Ludmilla Antonova in her very first role. She was a perfect choice. Close your eyes, imagine the Snow White that the company with the big mouse ears created. Now open your eyes, because that is exactly what Ms. Antonova looks like. Same hair, same costume, same smile. Frankly, I was surprised the there wasn't a lawsuit. She is a beauty and by the time the movie ends we have had ample opportunity to become intimately acquainted with every inch of her body.
As the movie opens we meet the queen, questioning her favorite magic mirror about the "fairest of them all". After confirming that she's still got it, the queen calls for a couple of chambermaids to pleasure her. As good as that is, the queen still needs a man to completely satisfy her, so she calls for "the stallions", 4 well-hung black men who are prepared by the chambermaids to service her majesty. And service her they do, as she lies back and lets them ravish her. Fans of group sex and interracial porn will enjoy this scene very much. Lauren cetainly did!
It doesn't take long before the magic mirror spills the beans on the new beauty in the kingdom, the lovely Snow White who has been busy exploring her newly-found clit while the queen was riding her stallions. Fearing the angry queen she runs to the woods to escape, finding a cottage for refuge, which she quickly tidies up.
Meanwhile, in another castle far away, a king is trying to get his son married off, so he sends him on a quest to find a bride. What he finds are several attractive women along the way who are only too happy to spread their legs for him. But alas, our poor prince can't find love.
Snow White has found a new home, however. When the 7 tiny occupants of the house return, they are delighted to see that the place has been cleaned up by one very good looking woman. 
They invite her to stay and tell her that they will teach her everything she needs to know. And she is a willing pupil indeed, following every one of their instructions to the letter. One by one they instruct her in various sexual techniques as the others cheer them on. This is a bizarre scene. But I found it difficult not to pay very close attention to 7 "little people" working over our heroine.
You know the rest of the story. Queen poisons Snow White, Prince wakes her up, Snow White falls in love and the King gets a Daughter in Law. The only difference here is that the kiss turns into something far more, and the dwarfs sit on the steps cheering them on throughout the entire encounter.
This is a hardcore, x-rated, explicit fairy tale. And it is very well done. The performers are all good looking, the sex is hot, the kink factor is pretty high. There is a reason that this movie ranks as one of the top 25 best sellers even though it is now several years old. Negatives? The extremelhy repetitive music is a little hard to take. And there is some unintentional comedy. I know Snow White was cheerful, but in this version her smile is constant, even when she is taking it up the butt.
Final analysis: I highly recommend Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs. It is great for couples, although it would be enjoyed by anyone who prefers to have a little more in their porn than hour after hour of the old in and out. Those into costume sex, interracial sex, gang bangs and, of course, midgets should especially give this movie consideration. As of the date of this review, you can get your own DVD copy for only $12.35. That's a bargain for quality porn.